• Quirrel: Yes my Dark King.
  • Voldemort: Just relax with the Dark King, ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily. You can call me voldemort, we're there. We've reached that point.

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  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.

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JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE
Walter White in any given episode (via rodartequayle)

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BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

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