• People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.

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JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE
Walter White in any given episode (via rodartequayle)

(Source: buttwyatt)

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scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

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  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

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  • adults: so what do you want to do with your life?
  • me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]

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